Palmolive

Ugh. Is Palmolive the smelliest dishwashing liquid ever? It's like perfume. And why does every company I work for stock it? Who wants to smell that before they have a sip of coffee? I don't even see Palmolive around any more besides in offices. Reminds me of twenty years ago when I was watching "my stories" with my grandma and the commercials would be for Palmolive, Cross Your Heart bras, and L'Eggs panty hose. That's the holy trinity of itchiness right there, folks.